Dear Diary
I will no longer sit idly by allowing Lollie to spew her commie propaganda regarding foie gras, veal and all things delicious through the uncensored concourses of the world wide web!
It is my God given right as an citizen of this great nation to eat whatever I please regardless of whom or what is being tortured!
Besides, torture is the new oral: neither constitutes what it used to and we no longer agree on what it is. Is it sex, is it torture or is it just yummy?
I think Lollie hates freedom and I am sure she has never had Unicorn soup.
Sincerely,
Dick Moft
P.S. I am finding shoplifting and pushing people into traffic surprisingly calmative.
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